kenzis:

so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’

kev got the d

there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me

(Source: this-sexy-thing)

circumcising:

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts 

h-u-s-t-l-3-r:

almightea:

selfpropelledflower:

I read this in my 11th grade english class and i still think about it sometimes. 

This is my favorite fucking short story ever. It changed the way I look at human weakness.

This is one of my favourite things ever.

(Source: aseaofquotes)

littlemissmece:

this man i cant even

(Source: weasleysgotahowler)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

(Source: osgiliaths)

axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

(Source: doglets)

puckquinn:

if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever

(Source: daeneryus)

bepeu:

what i learned in high school

• you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
• there is more than one kind of cool
• if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
• not all food is edible
• who cares

birdbrainblue:

mixedbyziggy:

I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an extensive vocabulary

That is unequivocally the most asinine statement I’ve heard, and I’m fucking offended by your fatuous attempts to attack my intelligence based on my parlance

You rude piece of shit

#go forth and fornicate with thyself heathen